Stupid Criminals

[Matt]

http://news.sky.com/story/1136523/rapis ... im-had-hiv

[Matt]

Stolen cobalt-60 found in Mexico; curious thieves likely doomed

MEXICO CITY — The carjackers who set off international alarm bells by absconding with a truckload of highly radioactive material most likely had no idea what they were stealing and will probably die soon from exposure, Mexican authorities said at the end of a brief national scare.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/sto ... story.html

[Matt]

Commit cruel crimes on innocent people. Post videos of it to Instagram. Get Arrested. Become laughing stock of internet.
Daron Stinson, of Philadelphia, let the record show that you are a dickbag.

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/loc ... 19731.html

[Kelly]

Suspected thief forgets to log out after checking Facebook during burglary

ST. PAUL, Minn., June 24 (UPI) --Minnesota police arrested a burglary suspect who apparently forgot to log out of Facebook after checking his profile during a break-in at a St. Paul home.

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/06/24/ ... z35fxOdB2E