[Kelly]

Nope. Not ever.

Ever lie about your age? And in what context?

[Kelly]

[ApproachingLight]

Once the service was so so bad. We're talking 20-25 minutes to orders, 2 1/2 hours to eat. Couldn't find the waiter for periods of time. Order screwed up. Not good.

What is that saying. Tip. "To insure promptness."

[Matt]

I lie about my age all the time. Am I 28 or 34? Only my mom knows for sure.
Have you ever door dinged someone's car and took off without leaving a note (or giving a shit)?

[Kelly]

Have you ever dinged someone's car door and left without leaving a note?

Have you ever door dinged someone's car and took off without leaving a note (or giving a shit)?

Are you on a manhunt? You asked the same thing a while back! Adding the part about not giving a shit does not make it a new question.
Got an original question?

[Matt]

Are you memorizing all these questions?

How about this... Have you ever went right up to member of the opposite sex, that you have never met before, and asked them on a date?

[ApproachingLight]

Kelly....LOL. That was good.

Aside. Came out of Home Depot once. Guy in a huge pickup truck was parked next to me on his cell phone. The guy had his driver side door open, his foot pressed on his door arm rest to keep it open. Was cranking the door open against my car. I stood there next to him, dent in my car, him on the phone. He could not give a damn.

[Matt]

and did you beat his ass in?

[ApproachingLight]

I think I was in kinda shock. Like, who would do that?
He couldn't give a darn. Family told me I should have called the police. I probably should have been more confrontational. Those types know no other way.

[Kelly]

How about this... Have you ever went right up to member of the opposite sex, that you have never met before, and asked them on a date?

Yes. Right after they read the note I left on their car telling them that I dinged their car door.

Kidding. No I have not - but that's only because I'm married. And before I was married, good girls didn't do that. You know Victorian Era etiquette or something like that.

If you answer, don't forget to pose the next question....


Have you ever been drunk at work?

[Matt]

Yes, slight buzz, not really drunk, but it was at a playboy party, so I guess that's acceptable, right?


Do you read the articles or ogle the pictures?

[Kelly]

Strange. That's you? That image kept popping up last week when Waste Management stopped servicing my neighborhood and I googled TRASH.

And why is it so hard for people to post a new question? Take a cold shower and follow the rules!

[George]

I can't believe that the chest I'm most interested involves trying to read what's written on Matt's shirt.

Have you ever been caught sneaking an inappropriate look, too low or too long? Who caught you and what was the result?

[Matt]

Strange. That's you? That image kept popping up last week when Waste Management stopped servicing my neighborhood and I googled TRASH.

And why is it so hard for people to post a new question? Take a cold shower and follow the rules!

Maybe you are too distracted by the boobs (all 5 of them). There was a question somewhere in there.

[Kelly]

To David's question about the look too low. I may have looked too low, but never knowingly caught. I'll often notice when a guy's fly is down, but in general, I'm an eye contact kind of girl.

To Matt's question. I always ogle first - then read the text after.

Have you ever lied repeatedly about multiple things to someone, over time, spinning what you think is the perfect web of deception - fully convinced that you're getting away with it? And then one day - you realize that this person was onto you all along? Better at your little game than you were? And all of a sudden you realize that web you constructed in your mind - is no longer a web - but a noose - and the only thing it ever caught was yourself. Hmmmmm?