[Matt]

i ate a few slices of my turkey baloney.... it was..... it was... like turkey-flavored.... jello?

[Kelly]

[ApproachingLight]

All good. But can we get a base here?


Bologna baloney[1] or polony, is an American sausage derived from and somewhat similar to the Italian mortadella (a finely hashed/ground pork sausage containing cubes of lard that originated in the Italian city of Bologna, IPA: [boˈloɲɲa] ( listen)).U.S. government regulations require American bologna to be finely ground,[3] and without visible pieces of lard. Bologna can alternatively be made out of chicken, turkey, beef, pork, venison or soy protein.

Lard seems to be a common theme here. So....synonyms....

Synonyms: beefy, big, blimp, bovine, brawny, broad, bulging, bulky, bull, burly, butterball, chunky, corpulent, distended, dumpy, elephantine, fleshy, gargantuan, gross, heavy, heavyset, hefty, husky, inflated, jelly-belly, lard , large, meaty, obese, oversize, paunchy, plump, plumpish, ponderous, porcine, portly, potbellied, pudgy, roly-poly, rotund, solid, stout, swollen, thickset, weighty, whalelike

[ApproachingLight]

So would Kmart shoppers qualify as "That's Baloney?"

[UpstateNYShutterBug]

oh that's hysterical... you're killing me... with the snowflake on the baloney... brilliant comedy...

[Kelly]

Ha ha! Thanks, John. We do like to have fun around here!

[Matt]

No one else has baloney?

[hobkyl]

I do, just been too busy to put any thought into it.

[JPaige]

I hope to have my baloney posted sometime this weekend.

[UpstateNYShutterBug]

No one else has baloney?

we're vegetarians over here... my sweetheart was having a bit of a hard time with the baloney thing... didn't want it in the frig... i'm working on it...

[Kelly]

Good to know the purchases have been made!

[UpstateNYShutterBug]

was inspired by your work... you should have heard my conversation with my girl on the phone while she was at Wegmans... it would have been funny to listen to... she was asking me questions like "do you want the type with the red plastic thing around it or without?"... "you're going to give this to the dogs, aren't you... that's it, I'm not getting it..." ... and then i had to promise to not give any to the dogs... and I was like "no, no, no... i promise, i promise, I know not to give it to the dogs (i was going to give some to the dogs) they won't even get a sniff of it... I'll keep them in the house when I'm working outside with it... kiwi (our cat) won't mess with it either..."

minit (blackdog), gemma (whitedog), & kiwi (oldcat)

[Kelly]

[Mikell]

If you put the baloney between the nice red lean roast beef and some varieties of dark, savory smoked meat slabs...I don't care how "WUNDERBAR" you say it is...
I'm going with the stuff on the right or left.

[Mikell]

...and don't think I didn't get some weird looks from people as I stood there taking pictures in the very busy Wegman's today!